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Why Suede should have been auf'd long ago

I think mostly out of disbelief, I'm going to post all of Suede's creations. A little perspective, if you will. And I have to ask, are they keeping him around because he's so weird? The Gay Boys over at Project Rungay had it right when they said, "By the way, we think the constant playacting must be getting to [Suede] at this point. He looked EXHAUSTED through the whole episode. Maybe if he hadn't used up all his energy playing "Suede," he could have allocated some of it to actual design and execution."
And its not even an interesting character he plays. God I love Michael Kors for calling out the third person speak as bullshit and presumptuous. Well played, Duchess.

Alright, on with the Suede Parade:


1st outfit. Fit and taste issues already apparent.


I'll give this one to Suede a little bit. Its interesting and the low-waisted party dress idea isn't half bad. Its how SHITTY the fit is that drives me nuts. Everything is so baggy in the bodice. Not to mention, that neckline is just bizarre.


Hated it so much. The fit, the tackiness. This boy was meant to design for Basic. Not even Forever 21... but Basic.




One trick pony. Not even a pretty pony either.


This shit is tacky as sin. It reminds me of when I was in 3rd grade and ran around a bunch right after eating Fruit Loops. Then I barfed them all up and apparently made this god awful shirt.


This was when Suede starting evoking the dead in his confessionals. Hedda deserved better than Suede's crazy boring aesthetic.


Its so painfully ugly. Its so cheap. Its so thoughtless. Half assed horse shit.


This whole season has been full of pairing weird, ugly jackets with cute, printed dresses. This jacket would maybe look cute paired with jeans. And in the Basic store front window.


This is as avant-garde as a glazed donut.


Ew. The jacket is awful... Nina is right to be rendered speechless. That dress is just weird with major fit issues (surprise surprise) and who the hell would ever pair, AGAIN, a print with such a depressing potato sack jacket?! I'd rather just go cold, thanks.


I rest my case.

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muitosdoamor
Sep. 19th, 2008 06:51 pm (UTC)
Argh the last challenge really made me mad. I mean come on I highly doubt that a photographer who is lugging around all this equipment wants to wear a dress(as in if something falls and you have to bend down awkwardly to pick it up then it would be better to either be wearing spandex under that dress or wear pants) or bother with those hideous Elvira-like sleeves.

I sort of liked the red and cream dress though, except that the cream bits looked like he took tons of gum, chewed it, stretched it and put it on the dress.

He pisses me off with his 'Suede thinks that' or 'Suede is so amazing'.

I just miss my Danny V from season 2 ;-;
rocksee
Sep. 19th, 2008 06:59 pm (UTC)
I don't know anyone who would find doing photography in a dress appropriate. Seriously, its just because he doesn't know how to do pants. I don't think he had one pair of pants in his Bryant Park show.

And I too miss Daniel. A ray of sane sunshine.
muitosdoamor
Sep. 19th, 2008 07:03 pm (UTC)
Seriously.

I saw his(Suede's) collection and it was just ew. I do no think I can describe how much I hated it. The colors were horrible, the design was horrible, the execution was horrible, it was well... horrible.

And as for Daniel, he is in my mind, the best looking contestant in Project Runway history, sexy in a sort of Nick Valensi way. I am still refusing to accept the fact that he is gay, I am keeping hope alive.
rocksee
Sep. 19th, 2008 07:24 pm (UTC)
That's like me with my denial about George Michael even though the news about it becomes harder to avoid.
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